After having been adequately born in 1974 (on or about August 10th) I proceeded to life a normal, human life. I can provide evidence, if required.
I am the internet:
// Timeline (Incomplete)
-∞ - 1974
1974 - current
graduated from Spring Lake Park High School.
1993 - 1998
SysOp of local dialup BBS, Ed's Room
abandoned University of Minnesota's Institute of Technology
1998 - current
SysOp of web-based Citadel port, Ed's Room
1998 ~ 2003
founding member of Psychopop
2000 - 2020
employed by Urban Planet LLC as a software developer (&c.)
2001 - current
owner of 3945 Pleasant Ave, Minneapolis MN 55409-1528
2003 - 2005
bass player for Invisible Pedestrian
2005 - 2011
Burning Man attendee
2007 - 2010
designed, constructed & operated the Interstellar Pleasure Barge
2008 - 2011
drummer for the Danger Board
2016 - 2019
drummer for Nemesissy
2016 - 2020
bass player for Stop Resisting
2021 - current
Employee and founder of Kingfield Software
2022 - current
bass player for [TBD]
current - ∞
"Truly, you are a Groucho Marx for our time."
- @CWFredrickson, Jan 10
"u were in my dream last nite. we were sitting in the back of a moving car and you told me with fear in your voice, 'andrea. i don't think i want to build robots anymore. i'm afraid they will kill me'."
"I can't tell if you're joking or insane, [jarrin]. This is a common problem."